Story time! I’m really bored so I’ll ramble about something that happened this weekend.
While I was staying at my mom’s new place my younger sister mentioned that they had this massive infestation of spiders right outside their front door. Now, I’m not afraid of spiders but I do have this massive dislike for them. So I offered to get rid of them. Instead of bringing me bug spray or something like a fly swatter, my little brother comes skipping, like seriously skipping, in with a massive five foot high broadsword.
So there I was, in the middle of the night casually slaying spiders with a giant medieval weapon while my younger sister danced around behind me. At some point the neighbors came out to stare at me and I just awkwardly waved back.